{"id":10579,"date":"2016-11-22T07:00:08","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T12:00:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blog.qceventplanning.com\/?p=10579"},"modified":"2016-11-22T07:00:08","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T12:00:08","slug":"give-worst-wedding-toast-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.qceventplanning.com\/blog\/2016\/11\/give-worst-wedding-toast-ever","title":{"rendered":"How to Give the Worst Wedding Toast EVER"},"content":{"rendered":"

You\u2019re a superstar\u2014but you already knew that. You beat out all the contenders for the coveted spot of Best Man \/ Maid of Honor at the upcoming wedding. In fact, you\u2019ve fulfilled all your duties\u2014including throwing the best bachelor[ette] party that mankind has ever seen! But you\u2019ve got one major duty left: The wedding toast.<\/p>\n

Wedding toasts are usually given to congratulate the newlywed couple on their union\u2014but that\u2019s too basic. Dare to do the unexpected! If they\u2019re anticipating a chocolate chip cookie, give them strawberry pudding! If they\u2019re asking for pizza, give them some saltine crackers!<\/p>\n

You\u2019re likely the most interesting person at that party, and anyone who doesn\u2019t know that the wedding reception is your time to shine, well, they\u2019re about to! Read on to find out how to give the best wedding toast that\u2019ll definitely<\/i> get you invited to every wedding for the next five years!<\/p>\n

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